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How I arrested mother nature.

2/5/2011

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Ok, so many of you have asked for the story behind how I arrested mother nature.  As some of you know, I used to work for Walmart as undercover loss prevention.  I was working at the Hypermart of by Bannister Mall, which was always busy.  On busy Saturday, I was walking around looking for badness.. and saw a lady sticking numerous items of make-up in her purse and so I followed her out and arrested her for shoplifting.  It gets better..  I then had to file a report, in which information is needed such as her name.  I asked the lady what her name is, she said "mother."  I said "Mother what?"  She then responded "Mother Nature."  I dropped my pen, handed over to the KCPD Officer and said "She's all yours, I'm done."  So, now every time it snows, which lately has been too damn much, I blame it on her.  It's completely her fault.  The face I bought a Mustang has no bearing on this at all, what so ever. 

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5/15/2021 04:08:06 am

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12/28/2022 04:52:42 am

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