Ok, so many of you have asked for the story behind how I arrested mother nature. As some of you know, I used to work for Walmart as undercover loss prevention. I was working at the Hypermart of by Bannister Mall, which was always busy. On busy Saturday, I was walking around looking for badness.. and saw a lady sticking numerous items of make-up in her purse and so I followed her out and arrested her for shoplifting. It gets better.. I then had to file a report, in which information is needed such as her name. I asked the lady what her name is, she said "mother." I said "Mother what?" She then responded "Mother Nature." I dropped my pen, handed over to the KCPD Officer and said "She's all yours, I'm done." So, now every time it snows, which lately has been too damn much, I blame it on her. It's completely her fault. The face I bought a Mustang has no bearing on this at all, what so ever.